I’m slightly disturbed by the shape of the fried rice
Duranti on
I’d be eating that plate like Goku, just shoveling it into my mouth with my head tilted back
Stunning-Wish8783 on
UnitedStars111 on
im eating the shrimp first i looooooove shrimp 😆
BlackGirlKnickers on
Tell me you never had hibachi without telling me you telling me you never had hibachi.
deviantbehavior_77 on
What’s the problem with the shrimp?
aNervousSheep on
I’d be so mad expecting the chewy crunch of shrimp and getting the gelatinous gloop of scallops. Fucking great post though. No joke I’d love some scalloped potatoes.
Stoneandsalt on
Am I blind? I see scallops but I don’t see shrimp
wavdaily on
Steak dipped in the yum yum sauce.
ElectricFeel1234 on
This negro said scallop… potatoes 🤣
cheesefrieswithgravy on
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Pauliehatestheadmins on
As a former chef, Im licking the plate like an asshole
ZxroFxcksGivxn on
Might put the whole thing in a blender and guzzle it if I’m high
PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES on
When people don’t leave their home towns they eat 1 of 6 things their whole ass life
Carti_Barti9_13 on
Tall_Wonder_913 on
and Bærb, your scalloped potatoes are fucked
LinuxDootTP on
with a plate like that you cant hardly go wrong
BeMyBrutus on
Scallops are delicious
senorfresco on
As a kid, I’d always be all over the protein first at Asian restaurants but as I’ve gotten older I reach for those spring/sauteed vegetables 🔥
MazzMyMazz on
This need to continue until he understands it’s actually fish shaped to look like scallops.
the_answer_is_RUSH on
That fried rice looks terrible. Like they made it in a rice cooker and scooped it out with a giant ladle.
comehiggins on
Shrimp are the cockroach of the sea. Think about it..
Efficient-Mess-9753 on
“do be hitting” is not grammatical AAVE . I know it seems like slang to white people, but it’s a language, with a grammar, and that isn’t part of it.
kakashi_sensay on
b3nd3r_r0b0t on
The vegetables 1st get them shit out the way before I devour the plate like a duck.
ConjugalVisitor234 on
There’s notatebro
Kizzle_McNizzle on
Beef>scallops>noodles>rice>veggies
Peezus_H_Christ on
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SandyAmbler on
Who in their right mind is taking shrimp off the plate
Jokercpoc1 on
Tk-Delicaxy on
Shrimp or scallops, I’m fucking it all up
TheMagicalMatt on
Whatever they are, shove ’em on my plate if you don’t want ’em. We don’t let anything go to waste in this economy.
EveOCative on
I’d be saving those scallops for last so that I can slow chew and savor every bite
liarandahorsethief on
Fine food is wasted on some people. Dude sounds like he should be a hunter gatherer instead.
FistPunch_Vol_7 on
Starting with antacid first, then we go to town lmfao
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I’m slightly disturbed by the shape of the fried rice
I’d be eating that plate like Goku, just shoveling it into my mouth with my head tilted back
im eating the shrimp first i looooooove shrimp 😆
Tell me you never had hibachi without telling me you telling me you never had hibachi.
What’s the problem with the shrimp?
I’d be so mad expecting the chewy crunch of shrimp and getting the gelatinous gloop of scallops. Fucking great post though. No joke I’d love some scalloped potatoes.
Am I blind? I see scallops but I don’t see shrimp
Steak dipped in the yum yum sauce.
This negro said scallop… potatoes 🤣
💀
As a former chef, Im licking the plate like an asshole
Might put the whole thing in a blender and guzzle it if I’m high
When people don’t leave their home towns they eat 1 of 6 things their whole ass life
and Bærb, your scalloped potatoes are fucked
with a plate like that you cant hardly go wrong
Scallops are delicious
As a kid, I’d always be all over the protein first at Asian restaurants but as I’ve gotten older I reach for those spring/sauteed vegetables 🔥
This need to continue until he understands it’s actually fish shaped to look like scallops.
That fried rice looks terrible. Like they made it in a rice cooker and scooped it out with a giant ladle.
Shrimp are the cockroach of the sea. Think about it..
“do be hitting” is not grammatical AAVE . I know it seems like slang to white people, but it’s a language, with a grammar, and that isn’t part of it.
The vegetables 1st get them shit out the way before I devour the plate like a duck.
There’s notatebro
Beef>scallops>noodles>rice>veggies
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Who in their right mind is taking shrimp off the plate
Shrimp or scallops, I’m fucking it all up
Whatever they are, shove ’em on my plate if you don’t want ’em. We don’t let anything go to waste in this economy.
I’d be saving those scallops for last so that I can slow chew and savor every bite
Fine food is wasted on some people. Dude sounds like he should be a hunter gatherer instead.
Starting with antacid first, then we go to town lmfao